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Currently reading: H.L. Mencken – A religious orgy in Tennessee

This nifty little compilation contains Mencken’s articles covering the Scopes Monkey Trial, held in Dayton, Tenn. in 1925.
I am learning an enormous amount from this book, about how very rooted Protestant fundamentalism is in American society, and how the US has been afflicted with and effected by those Evangelicals for the last 200 years.

It is worth keeping in mind that Mencken’s language is that of 1925, so there are a few terms we would not be using today, but apart from that, his account of what makes a fundamentalist and how important education is that I’m going to reproduce here for you, is just as spot-on and relevant today as it was then, when he wrote this for the Baltimore Evening Sun on June 29, 1925: Continue reading

The Clergy Project and True Christians™

You know it’s going to be good if it’s on Ray Comfort’s website, and this article by one Tony Miano sure doesn’t disappoint. The Clergy Project, as you may know, is based on research by Daniel C. Dennett and Linda LaScola called “Preachers who are not Believers“, and is currently run by former pastor Teresa MacBain. The project is supported by the RDFRS. The main message out of Dennett’s study was how many practicing priests and clergy are out there who have lost their faith, or never had any strong religious convictions in the first place. And these people are in a very difficult situation, stuck with a job that requires them to pretend to their congregations that they believe in the nonsense that’s in their religion’s holy books.

Whenever Christian zealots are faced with such evidence, they frantically try to redefine terms, and equivocation and ambiguity are their sharpest weapons. Take a look :

There is nothing the likes of Dawkins and Barker can do to turn genuine believers away from Jesus Christ (John 10:27-29; John 6:37-38; Romans 8:38-39). All they can do is draw the false converts away from the Body of Christ.

May the Lord God continue to remove false converts from His pulpits, for the purity of His Church! And thanks, Rich and Dan, for being used by God to make that happen.

If you are contemplating turning your back on Christ, and the efforts of folks like Dawkins and Barker are contributing to that leaning, please understand this. You must examine yourself and test yourself to see if you are even in the faith (2 Corinthians 13:5). You may have never been a Christian to begin with. You may be a false convert.

Of course, a true believer could not possibly lose his or her faith, therefore, they can’t be True Christians™. This particular timeless fallacy of ambiguity and question-begging is called the No True Scotsman fallacy, and what would Christians be without it !

You may have walked like a Christian, talked like a Christian, prayed like a Christian, worshiped like a Christian, served like a Christian, and witnessed like a Christian, but you were likely never saved (Hebrews 6:4-6). You were likely never born again.

No one is born again and then “unborn” again.

Says Tony Miano the last Scotsman, on the blog of Ray “Banana” Comfort. It doesn’t get much funnier than this ! Oh wait, it does get funnier :

Richard Dawkins and Dan Barker, who foolishly deny the existence of God (Psalm 14:1-3), while actually knowing God exists (Romans 1:18), are being used by God to separate the weeds from the wheat (Matthew 13:24-30), to identify wolves in sheep’s clothing (Matthew 7:15-16), and to reveal those who are apostate within the Body of Christ (Hebrews 6:4-6). The Body of Christ is always healthier when the weeds, wolves, and apostates are removed from her midst by God.

I’m not sure what the obsession of this guy is with Dawkins and Barker, since they aren’t running the Clergy Project, but never mind. You know, there is a certain irony in telling a guy who was an Evangelical pastor for nearly 20 years, only to go through a long process of disenfranchising from his faith and beliefs until he came out an atheist on the other side, that he actually still believes in the invisible man in the sky that Tony Miano and Ray the Banana man tell us exists. Barker used to play that game Tony, he used to win people over for god, he has probably converted more people than you ever will. And all this time, he was doing the devil’s work ? Why should we believe you and your quotes of Stone Age poetry ? Well actually, we don’t. Rather, we point and laugh.

Fun with Street Church Adelaide

Oh man, these guys are great !

Members of Street Church Adelaide have polarised the community in recent years with vocal Friday night protests in Rundle Mall in which they shout slogans at passing shoppers such as “you are all sinners and will be killed by God”.

Preachers spokesman Caleb Corneloup said the group had been taking their message aboard city trains over the past fortnight in an effort to spread their word further.

A spokeswoman for the Department of Transport said police had been called to remove preachers from trains on the Noarlunga line in two separate incidents on December 21.

Transit staff reported that two male preachers were “abusing” passengers with slogans such as “homosexuals are sinners and women are all sinners” while the third recorded the incident on a mobile phone.

Hm, funny how you never see even the most “militant” atheists harrass commuters on trains or shoppers in malls. But this mob is special, they’re the real crazies, awesome stuff (and they call the fact that you can’t evade their ramblings on a train a “captive audience”). I just had some fun over at their website, where I went to check out their core beliefs :

We believe the Pope is anti-Christ and the Catholic Church is the woman that rides the beast revealed in the Revelation of John. Revelation 17:3-6

We believe that the majority of the “Assemblies of God (AOG)” “Baptist union” “Church of Christ” “Uniting Church” and other denominations in Australia have been corrupted with a false gospel, a lack of teaching on biblical assurance of Salvation and have been given over to a spirit of covetousness (greed). Peter 2:1-3, 2Timothy 4:1-5, Philippians 3:19, Romans 16:17-18

Oh, this is great. What a bunch of utterly deluded numbskulls. Ugly braindead religious haters of rarely seen purity. These guys should go on a weekend seminar with Daniel Nalliah, the crazy Sri Lankan Christian fundie from Catch the Fire, I’d pay to listen in.

Want some more ?

We believe the unbeliever will suffer eternal punishment in the lake of fire because of their sin and they do not obey the gospel of Christ but instead obey unrighteousness. There will be no rest day or night for the wicked. Matthew 25:46, Revelation 20:10, Revelation 14:10-11

It’s such a pleasure to see how believers in a god can’t wait for those who don’t share their obsession to be tortured in eternal fire. So sweet. So Christian.

I also note the videos by Kent Hovind and WL Craig posted on the site and kinda had to giggle a little. A convicted tax fraud and a sophisticated theologian™, how befitting of this collection of bigoted haters.

So these guys are fundie evangelicals who think the Pope is the anti-christ and Baptists are too progressive, who are afraid of hate homosexuals, and who unfortunately are being given free reign by courts to pester and annoy pedestrians and train customers in Adelaide. I have to tell you, if some religious nutter approached me on a train and snarled at me that sinners will be killed by god, I might not respond kindly. Because it is not respectful or kind of these people to intrude into people’s private space, to evangelize and proselytize, and to spread their intolerant message of hate and bigotry among those who do not wish to hear it.
But, in the end they are pitiful fools, so if you come across any of them, I say laugh at them, ridicule them, point them out to your fellow passengers and have a giggle, because that’s all that these clowns deserve.